16#[THE DIARY OF A SINNER- Season 2]

{A CIIYF Production}

Habibi Sadeekun… (Beloved Friend

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!
I laughed until my funny bone almost snapped today.

Zubair has an awesome crew, definitely the coolest bunch on campus!
There’s Ahmed, the techno junkie, Yusuf, the dude whose dad owns practically half of overport (has his own Nissan 350z and probably more credit cards than the mayor) and there’s a few girls (can’t remember all by name). Yusuf said that only the hottest girls are allowed in this click, they even have to pass a few tests before they can hang-out with us. I kinda felt honoured, perks of knowing a guy like Zubair.

Went to the first few lectures today, eish….boring, boring, boooooring!
Yusuf and I scanned the cafeteria for new recruits and ended up sitting at one table while he smoked hooka and I played thunnie (my first attempt) with a bunch of Law students. Yusuf won a few games and ended up with a lump sum of R500 in the process. “Keep it bro, you’ll need it this weekend.”, he said with his hand out waiting for me to take it. Before I could refuse, he shoved his hand into my jacket pocket. I didn’t want to seem like a wuss, so I kept it without making a fuss.

Asghar fetched me from the front entrance, and as usual madam Aneesa was there too. An indian dude with dreadlocks was standing by his window and I swear I saw him hand Asghar a bank packet. Maybe I’m imagining things Sadeekun! Probably due for another eye test soon. Aneesa had her Quraan in her hand, and simply continued reading… oblivious of her surroundings.

“What that rasta lytie wanted from you?”, I asked Asghar with a tone of disinterest… Didn’t want to sound inquisitive. Plus I wanted to show off that I’m learning to talk like the Durban owenz. “Nothing, he just “smaaked” the magz on my baby (Asghar’s Pride and Joy – his Golf4)… Did I tell you that I won the speed and sound competition last year,” he gushed.

Upon Asghar’s insistence I ended up taking over the wheel all the way home while he bobbed his head in synchronized rhythm to some funky beats, sitting in the passenger seat. “But, he doesn’t have his license,” Aneesa’s fearful whines fell on deaf ears (unfortunate – for her).

The look on her face each time I took a sharp bend was definitely the highlight of my day! Think she might have messed her pants… bwahaha! I actually did her a favor if she was constipated.

“This is trance my boy, the best music your farm ears will ever absorb! So loosen up and go with the flow Sayf,” Asghar encouraged.

Umi wasn’t impressed about the beard story, she even threatened to tell Abbu to pack me off to Azaadville! I assured her that I will never interfere with my beard again. Maami said that Umi was only making a mountain out of a mole-hill and that Mamoo will have to go to bed without supper for ratting me out!
Maami rocks!

She also said that I look good behind the wheel and that I should book my learners soon. I felt even more Special when she told Aneesa that she’d have to go bed without supper too if she told Mamoo about today’s driving lesson!
The government should declare the 6th of March as Maamis Day!

Durban truly is the land of opportunity Sadeekun.

Sayfullah

>>>It WaS UnReAsOnAbLE fOr SaYfUlLaH tO DrIvE AsGhAR’S CaR WiThOuT HaViNg a License aNd WaS ImMaTUrE oF asGHaR tO EnCoUraGe HIm tO Do IT!! Is sAyFUllAH SLoWlY bEcOmInG A ReCkLEsS CiTy bOY?

“They ask you about intoxicants and gambling: say, “In them there is a gross sin, and some benefits for the people. But their sinfulness far outweighs their benefit.” They also ask you what to give to charity: say, “The excess.” GOD thus clarifies the revelations for you, that you may reflect, upon this life and the Hereafter” [Quran 2:219-220]

Allah The Most High says, “Wine, gambling, idols, and fortune-telling arrows are but filth of the Devil’s handiwork, so shun it, that you may succeed. The Devil only wants to create enmity and hatred between you over wine and gambling, and to prevent you from remembering Allah and from prayer. Will you not then desist?” [Quran 5:90-91]

RasuluAllah (Sal Allahu Alaihi Wa Sallam) said: “Allah Mighty and Majestic sent me as a guidance and mercy to believers and commanded me to do away with musical instruments, flutes, strings, crucifixes, and the affair of the pre-Islamic period of Ignorance.” [Abu Dawud]

StAY TuNnEd UnTiL ThE NeXt EpIsODE oF SaYfUlLaH’S DiARy<<<

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